I went to bed earlier, and got back up 15 minutes later because I could tell that trying to sleep was going to be completely useless. Flipping through the movie channels on my digital cable, I noticed a movie on Sundance that looked interesting. It was an independent film from the 1990′s titled Nowhere, and it featured just about every up and coming teen star from that time. Christina Applegate, Ryan Phillippe, Heather Graham, Denise Richards, Shannen Doherty, and Rose McGowan were all in there, and those were just the ones I recognized. In addition to the crazy list of teen stars, there were cameos by Traci Lords as a valley girl (porn star, I believe), Charlotte Rae as a fortune teller (You take the good, you take the bad I guess), and Christopher Knight and Eve Plum as a Swedish couple that were parents of one of the kids in the film (fictional incest-tastic). Oh, and John Ritter as an incredibly creepy and convincing televangelist.
With all that star power, plus a plot that features lots of sex, drug use, and violence, you’d think it’d be a great movie, right? Well, it was. Until the alien showed up.
Yes, that’s right, a movie with a cast this interesting felt it had to resort to alien abduction to make the plot good. It could have been a really interesting look at the way that the decline of society’s morals will ultimately lead to the destruction of mankind. But no. The movie is just a bloody mess, both figuratively and literally. So much blood and violence.
It was incredibly stupid thing for me to watch while I’m trying to get to sleep. Yet, for some reason, I’m giving it a 6/10 on my movie page. Go figure. I think it was mostly John Ritter that did it for me. If the movie would have just ended about 30 seconds before it did, I’d be in a much better mood right now.